When it comes to funny, rude and silly place names in the UK, we have a lot to work with. Historians say places are often named because of the people who once lived there, their livelihoods, food and perhaps culture – which, considering the names you are about to read about, may leave you scratching your head.
There are many hamlets, villages and locations that may raise a few eyebrows, wry smiles, giggles and most probably prompt a chorus of childish humour. Ever heard of Twatt in the Shetlands? Bell End in Worcestershire? Or, wait for it … Boggy Bottom in Hertfordshire? Apparently, Dorset boasts the most rude and silly names in England – it’s only a forty-minute drive from the New Forest. Look out for the villages of Shitterton, Scratchy Bottom, Dungy Head and all the ‘Piddle’s’ and ‘Puddle’s’ villages, to name but a few.
The New Forest is best known for its beauty and wildlife, but it also has its fair share of chuckle inducing place names. Why wouldn’t you want to tell your friends that you’re staying close to Sandy Balls and having lunch at the Fighting Cocks?
Sandy Balls
This name often features top in polls for rudest place name in the UK. Sandy Balls is perhaps the most famous rude name in the New Forest, it’s a caravan park and close to an expanse of heathland called ‘Burnt Balls’.
Anthony’s Bee Bottom
Near Holmsley Tea Rooms in the west of the forest is a pretty area of heather laden land, great for walking.
See cottages close to Anthony’s Bee Bottom
Tip Toe
This lovely little village in the south of the forest is surrounded by open countryside, birds and wildlife. Aptly named for its peace and tranquillity, with only birdsong and the sound of neighing horses to interrupt your thoughts.
Little Stubby Hat
Now if you didn’t know, the hat in this instance is usually a lone, round (ish) small section of woodland covered in holly. The holly which was once a hat shape has merged with the surrounding woodland of mostly oak and silver birch.
Cottages near Little Stubby Hat
Lover
Pronounced Low-ver, this cute little village is in the north of the forest. The villagers raised £85,000 to purchase the old School and turned it into a building for the community. Valentine’s Day they opened its doors as a pop-up post office so romantics could post their cards with a Cachet stamp to say it was “Posted at Lover”.
Pig Bush
Pig Bush is a car park and inclosure between Lymington and Beaulieu with well-marked trails for some gorgeous walks. We’d suggest you pack a picnic and bring your camera.